mother f-ing bees!

April 28, 2006 - Friday
Current mood: aggravated

I am so sick and tired of these mother bleeping bees coming in my apartment! Apparently there is a hive outside my building on the third floor level. Ok... so this effects me how?! right?! Oh my (insert dirty words here)!!! they are all over the place. I have called maintenance twice and the exterminators came out three times! Still these bastards are coming in. I DON'T WANT YOU IN MY HOME!! A few weeks ago it was insane, i would leave and come home and I kid you not- 12 bees(at the least!) would be floppin around for their life on my carpet by the sliding glass door. Every mother bleepin day! My little angel has now been stung twice~ she doesn't realize you aren't supposed to stick them in your mouth! and now~~~ I come into the bedroom and the mother fathers are chillin on my bed, window seal, ironing board and the floor!!! Oh my gosh, my head was spinning, even my dog ran out of the room! On that note- isn't it her job to stop these creatures from invading our home? (she's probably been stung way to many times, poor dog) I am flippin out~ STAY OUT OF MY HOME YOU BASTARDS!!! GO AWAY!! DIE, DIE, DIE!! I now have cleaned all of their dead squirmy bodies and have sprayed like a crazy person. You know, we caulked any possible entry way that they could have unless they teamed up and opened the screen on our bedroom window. HMM, I guess anything is possible. damn bees.